rotifers:

How can people think opossums are ugly? This precious baby is clutching its own tail with all four paws!
Me at 16: ugh ew alcohol is gross, i hate it, i never want to drink
Me at 21: okay yea i guess one drink here and there is kinda cool, i don't like it that much though.
Me at 22: *arrives at work* surprise i'm drunk
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wepresidentnow:

i had six beers and drew foxy from five nights at freddy’s
mochisprite:

mechanicaljackal:

krahnvalanema:

I HAVE BEeN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR LIKE 14 MINTUES OMGFF

i can’t brEATHE

wHALE NOISES
usamipanini:

unforgiving
duckydeathly:

obligatory yiff joke

bobcabbage:

Sittin’ in class and seeing one of your friends walk by in the hall.

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